the Monitor (.plan)

Can't Be Fooled

(07:27:11) VtaranchulaV entered the room.
(07:27:11) SO rek NU t entered the room.
(07:27:15) SO rek NU t: wow
(07:27:18) SO rek NU t: so magnifico
(07:27:22) VtaranchulaV: indeed
(07:27:34) SO rek NU t: who else did you invite?
(07:27:39) PteauPteau entered the room.
(07:27:49) VtaranchulaV: hi
(07:27:51) PteauPteau: hi
(07:27:53) SO rek NU t: heya
(07:28:08) VtaranchulaV: so glenn
(07:28:16) SO rek NU t: jess mama
(07:28:29) VtaranchulaV: i would like to introduce my mistress
(07:28:39) PteauPteau: wheres jenny?
(07:28:49) SO rek NU t: how could you do that to papa?
(07:28:56) SO rek NU t: whore!
(07:29:02) VtaranchulaV: lol
(07:29:06) VtaranchulaV: calling me a whore?
(07:29:07) PteauPteau: whos this chris?
(07:29:13) VtaranchulaV: glenn
(07:29:16) VtaranchulaV: ya know
(07:29:18) VtaranchulaV: the dude
(07:29:19) PteauPteau: oh hi glenn
(07:29:22) SO rek NU t: waddup
(07:29:24) VtaranchulaV: that hangs out with dannyt
(07:29:27) VtaranchulaV: -t
(07:29:32) PteauPteau: ohhhhh ok
(07:29:40) SO rek NU t: whose this
(07:30:31) SO rek NU t: ok
(07:30:39) SO rek NU t: nice to meet you
(07:30:39) VtaranchulaV: annalysa foo
(07:30:51) PteauPteau: nice to meet you too
(07:31:51) PteauPteau: are you still with jenny chris?
(07:31:57) SO rek NU t: nah
(07:31:58) SO rek NU t: hes with me
(07:32:00) VtaranchulaV: no
(07:32:20) PteauPteau: glenn you like boys?
(07:32:28) SO rek NU t: haha
(07:32:29) SO rek NU t: no
(07:32:31) SO rek NU t: it was a joke
(07:32:36) PteauPteau: oh ok
(07:32:53) SO rek NU t: u thought it was obvious
(07:32:56) SO rek NU t: I*
(07:33:04) PteauPteau: glenn do you have a gf?
(07:33:07) SO rek NU t: so who are you?
(07:33:16) PteauPteau: annalysa
(07:33:17) SO rek NU t: haha no
(07:33:25) SO rek NU t: I know you
(07:33:27) SO rek NU t: ?
(07:33:38) SO rek NU t: (im not good with names)
(07:33:46) PteauPteau: ive seen you around with danny
(07:34:00) SO rek NU t: so who are you?
(07:34:12) PteauPteau: annalysa the girl with red hair
(07:34:20) PteauPteau: kinda tall
(07:34:28) PteauPteau: kinda pale
(07:34:38) SO rek NU t: oh!
(07:34:42) SO rek NU t: i dont know you
(07:34:46) VtaranchulaV: lol
(07:36:04) SO rek NU t: you are a senior?
(07:36:11) PteauPteau: yeah
(07:36:18) SO rek NU t: have I had you in a class?
(07:36:42) PteauPteau: no
(07:36:45) PteauPteau: i dont think so
(07:36:49) SO rek NU t: there we go
(07:36:55) SO rek NU t: nice to meet you
(07:37:03) PteauPteau: nice to meet you too
(07:37:35) PteauPteau: hey chris, when am i going to see you again?
(07:37:42) VtaranchulaV: um... i dont know.
(07:37:44) VtaranchulaV: sunday?
(07:37:54) PteauPteau: ok sure
(07:38:01) VtaranchulaV: where do you wanna go?
(07:38:10) PteauPteau: does glenn listen to iron maiden too?
(07:38:15) SO rek NU t: nah
(07:38:17) SO rek NU t: im straight
(07:38:28) PteauPteau: haha
(07:38:38) SO rek NU t: im into Rockabilly
(07:39:01) PteauPteau: thats cool. im into metal
(07:39:21) VtaranchulaV: oh glenn
(07:39:26) VtaranchulaV: keep this conversation
(07:39:29) PteauPteau: chris "girlfriend" likes that kinda music right chris?
(07:39:31) VtaranchulaV: hush
(07:39:34) SO rek NU t: haha
(07:39:40) SO rek NU t: jk
(07:39:43) SO rek NU t: i hate rockabilly
(07:39:49) VtaranchulaV: si
(07:39:51) PteauPteau: im telling him he should leave her for me
(07:39:57) SO rek NU t: Chris!
(07:40:01) VtaranchulaV: si?
(07:40:02) SO rek NU t: who told me i was the only one!
(07:40:07) PteauPteau: wouldnt that be cool glenn?
(07:40:18) VtaranchulaV: who?
(07:40:20) VtaranchulaV: i dont know man
(07:40:21) VtaranchulaV: lol
(07:40:26) SO rek NU t: dammit
(07:40:30) SO rek NU t: i meant you*
(07:40:32) VtaranchulaV: lol
(07:41:04) VtaranchulaV: so anyway
(07:41:11) SO rek NU t: yeah
(07:41:13) VtaranchulaV: when are you gonna ask gissel out foo
(07:41:14) VtaranchulaV: ?
(07:41:16) SO rek NU t: logs are public foo
(07:41:24) SO rek NU t: im not
(07:41:38) VtaranchulaV: ok when do you want me and danny to ask her out for you?
(07:41:43) SO rek NU t: dont
(07:41:46) VtaranchulaV: i see
(07:41:56) SO rek NU t: its not that I dont have the balls
(07:42:00) VtaranchulaV: when do you want me and danny to set up a group thang for you
(07:42:01) SO rek NU t: its something else
(07:42:06) SO rek NU t: dont
(07:42:07) PteauPteau: hey glenn, get me and chris together
(07:42:08) VtaranchulaV: you don't have a penis
(07:42:08) VtaranchulaV: ?
(07:42:13) SO rek NU t: haha
(07:42:22) SO rek NU t: i got some other thing planned
(07:42:28) VtaranchulaV: with who?
(07:42:31) VtaranchulaV: ipod?
(07:42:32) VtaranchulaV: lol
(07:42:41) SO rek NU t: so yeah
(07:42:55) VtaranchulaV: he's been trying to decide whether to go to prom or buy an ipod
(07:42:57) SO rek NU t: the logs for 2004 go public tommorow
(07:43:14) SO rek NU t: keep the ol ball and chain away from them
(07:43:22) SO rek NU t: the ol whip
(07:43:32) VtaranchulaV: well it's not like she'll be able to find them
(07:43:35) VtaranchulaV: i can't find them
(07:43:37) SO rek NU t: haha
(07:43:42) SO rek NU t: syop calling her dumb
(07:43:43) SO rek NU t: its sad
(07:43:46) SO rek NU t: stop*
(07:43:48) VtaranchulaV: i'm not foo
(07:43:54) PteauPteau: aww how sweet
(07:43:56) SO rek NU t: its like pointing and laughing at a cripple
(07:44:01) PteauPteau: are you in love glenn?
(07:44:08) SO rek NU t: nah im straight
(07:44:18) SO rek NU t: haha
(07:44:36) SO rek NU t: i point at cripples, i just dont laugh... i gigile
(07:44:38) SO rek NU t: giggle*
(07:44:50) VtaranchulaV: you jiggle?
(07:44:56) SO rek NU t: haha
(07:45:19) SO rek NU t: christ you should dump jenny
(07:45:22) SO rek NU t: now
(07:45:30) VtaranchulaV: what for?
(07:45:37) SO rek NU t: burn
(07:45:47) SO rek NU t: Pteauwhatsurface
(07:45:55) PteauPteau: i totally agree with you glenn
(07:45:57) SO rek NU t: haha pito
(07:46:06) SO rek NU t: i laugh
(07:46:08) VtaranchulaV: que?
(07:46:17) SO rek NU t: nothing
(07:46:20) PteauPteau: you hate jenny too?
(07:46:23) VtaranchulaV: ok jigglypuff
(07:46:31) SO rek NU t: who doesnt?
(07:46:35) SO rek NU t: i mean damn
(07:46:42) SO rek NU t: is there something to like?
(07:46:50) SO rek NU t: jeez
(07:47:00) SO rek NU t: top of my hate list
(07:47:06) PteauPteau: mine too
(07:47:35) SO rek NU t: yeah
(07:47:36) SO rek NU t: really
(07:47:43) SO rek NU t: she should let go of Chris' balls
(07:47:50) SO rek NU t: poor guy cant breath
(07:47:57) PteauPteau: seriously chris has noooooooo backbone
(07:48:02) VtaranchulaV: lol
(07:48:18) SO rek NU t: i mean
(07:48:19) SO rek NU t: dawg
(07:48:26) SO rek NU t: come on
(07:48:31) SO rek NU t: fly
(07:48:34) SO rek NU t: you have wings
(07:48:37) VtaranchulaV: haha
(07:48:43) VtaranchulaV: i believe i can fly
(07:48:48) SO rek NU t: buffallo soldiah
(07:48:51) PteauPteau: then fly my way
(07:48:53) SO rek NU t: fighting for survival
(07:49:03) PteauPteau: cmon chris
(07:49:08) PteauPteau: break up with her
(07:49:14) PteauPteau: new year new gf
(07:49:32) SO rek NU t: dude
(07:49:33) VtaranchulaV: well
(07:49:40) SO rek NU t: you should have bought an ipod with that money
(07:49:57) PteauPteau: glenn
(07:49:57) SO rek NU t: or some GOOG stock
(07:50:02) VtaranchulaV: lol
(07:50:07) VtaranchulaV: glenn we gotta goooo
(07:50:07) SO rek NU t: GOOG stock sounds nice
(07:50:12) SO rek NU t: you could havemade money
(07:50:14) PteauPteau: stop talking shit dogg
(07:50:20) PteauPteau: its jenny
(07:50:21) SO rek NU t: GOOG dude
(07:50:22) SO rek NU t: GOOG
(07:50:23) PteauPteau: gosh glenn
(07:50:25) SO rek NU t: no shit jenny
(07:50:28) PteauPteau: youre so mean
(07:50:29) PteauPteau: to me
(07:50:31) SO rek NU t: haha
(07:50:34) VtaranchulaV: kick hijm
(07:50:35) SO rek NU t: i knew it was you
(07:50:36) PteauPteau: what did i ever do to you?
(07:50:37) VtaranchulaV: him*
(07:50:41) PteauPteau: liar
(07:50:44) SO rek NU t: GOOG dude!
(07:50:50) SO rek NU t: think about it!
(07:50:52) SO rek NU t: GOOG!
(07:51:02) VtaranchulaV: yes google
(07:51:04) SO rek NU t: i knew it was a setup
(07:51:05) SO rek NU t: i played the part
(07:51:05) PteauPteau: im gonna kick you glenn
(07:51:09) SO rek NU t: thank you
(07:51:10) SO rek NU t: thank you
(07:51:18) SO rek NU t: i wish the academy could see this
(07:51:24) SO rek NU t: i shall submit the transcript
(07:51:30) VtaranchulaV: uh huh
(07:51:37) SO rek NU t: (bows to the standing ovation)
(07:51:45) PteauPteau: que?
(07:51:48) PteauPteau: alrighty
(07:51:55) PteauPteau: i gotta hight the mighty trail
(07:52:03) PteauPteau: bye glenn
(07:52:04) VtaranchulaV: i shall be on my way
(07:52:06) SO rek NU t: lates
(07:52:09) PteauPteau: happy new year
(07:52:12) SO rek NU t: yep
(07:52:14) SO rek NU t: ditto
(07:52:14) VtaranchulaV: happy new year turdo
(07:52:19) SO rek NU t: ditto
(07:52:20) SO rek NU t: bro
(07:52:23) SO rek NU t: haha
(07:52:30) VtaranchulaV left the room.
(07:52:33) PteauPteau: bye bye
(07:52:35) PteauPteau left the room.
(07:52:37) SO rek NU t: nacht