1) The smell of wildfires gets annoying after a few hours.
2) Horrible ash air makes my lungs hurt.
3) Apparently winning three NASCAR Sprint Cup championships in a row is a big deal for the south.
4) Homestead-Miami Speedway is a really boring oval track.
5) I still only enjoy four NASCAR Races a year (Watkins Glenn (Road Course, rednecks can't quite figure out a right turn so they crash a lot), Infineon (road course again), and the two Bristol races (a half-mile small track --they crash a lot).
6) Even though the air quality is already toxic, some people don't mind making it worse by smoking cigarettes.
7) I don't have the balls to shave my head all the way.
8) I always forget about the Red Line Civic Center Station.
9) Laist.com is the best site in the world, and not only because they gave me free Ellis Marsalis Jr tickets.
10) Quizno's Meatball Primo sandwich is a really dry piece of shit.
11) Quizno's can't translate "Drinks" into spanish. They have a sign that reads "Rinfrescos". Miguel De Cervantes rolls in his grave.
12) The Weekend Observatory DASH shuttle is a really cool looking trolley with slippery wooden seats.
13) There is such a thing as the Weekend Observatory DASH shuttle.
14) The Greek Theater is a really intimate venue.
15) Steinway and Sons pianos sound amazingly beautiful even when mic'ed.
16) Jazz concert etiquette is not as strict as Classical Music but not as relaxed as Rock concerts.
17) I can't quite figure out when to clap during Jazz performances.
18) A station by the name of KJAZZ actually exists.
19) I know absolutely nothing about Jazz besides Miles Davis and Coltrane.
20) McCoy Tyner played with John Coltrane.
21) Ellis Marsalis Jr is a Jazz legend.
22) Ellis Marsalis grandson goes to Pitzer.
23) A Jazz crowd smells like Wine.
24) While listening to McCoy Tyner I realized that we are all going to be ok. The world takes care of itself and all it needs is a little motivation.
25) Shrubbery is a hilarious word when pronounced wrong on purpose.
26) When pretending to send a text message do not hit the actual button that will turn the message into data transmitted to another party's phone via wizardry.
27) Starbucks dark chocolate is expensive.
28) CVS Pharmacy is a cool place at 1am.
29) The blood pressure machine can be treated as a game.
30) I can control my blood pressure on command.