I have to admit something that is somewhat embarrassing: When I was about eight years old I was a big Baywatch fan. Please don't laugh. I used to actually watch the show for it's complex and unique dramatic story lines and not because of the constant barrage of tits and ass from the many gorgeous and gifted actresses that ever dawned the classic red "Los Angeles County Life Guard" one-piece bathing suit. I reiterate: I was eight years old. I still watch the show occasionally when my TV tuner happens to land nonchalantly on Spike TV, but of course the only reason I watch now is for the constant barrage of tits and ass. No one, not even myself (and I'm a very gullible person), would believe otherwise.