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It Makes Me Glenn

A few facts I feel like sharing:
  1. I can't bring myself to touch doorhandles.
    • Public restrooms with inswing doors are a fucking nightmare
    • It's 2010 (almost) every public restroom should be outfitted with automatic flushers and sinks so I don't have to touch anything.
    • Double-swing doors that I can push with my feet are a blessing.
  2. Both the number of gallons and the total amount of cash I pay when pumping gas HAVE TO end in EVEN NUMBERS.
  3. My favorite soft drink is Ginger Ale.
  4. I've never had a Screwdriver but the thought of Orange Juice with Vodka makes my mouth water.
  5. I haven't sent a legitimate email in a year and a half.